Here I am at the BAPC 2011 Conference doing my the last man standing in the bar routine for the second year running having seen off all comers. This, I think you will agree, qualifies me for Twat of the year. A title I am not planning to defend next year.

I was lucky to have caught Lee Evans in his heyday on the club circuit at the Railway pub in Hampton Wick just after he started out. I was dumbfounded and thought him an idiot at first. And that's exactly what he is. A lovely great clod. Two minutes into his act and I was hooked and have been ever since. He is the only comic of his time that can make me choke with laughter. This book does that as much as it makes one choke with tears, of both joy and with sadness. Nobody can be that stupid in real life, except for Lee Evans. This book will put fans like me through the emotional wringer. Thank god for him. Cheers for that Mouse Boy!

Pop and I have a rare night out away from mum and Buster at the local 'plex to see Captain America. She loved it more than The Green Hornet she said. I like a tacky action movie me. Just as we pulled onto the drive at home she managed to tip a bucket of cola over the floor of the car. Happy days. We had a great time.

There is always Stan & Ollie.

Lovely couple of days spent with our wonderful friends who visit from Norfolk. We chilled in the garden in the summer sun and went to Marble Hill Park for the playgrounds. Six great kids all knackerd out. Sweet.